Your name in the credits of the film itself

Imagine being in the cinema. Excalibur has just finished. Your friends and family are sitting beside you, variously weeping or punching the air in triumph at the return of fantasy to its rightful home. The sexiest person in Merthyr (or wherever you live) is about to get up to leave, but you pull them back gently. "Wait", you whisper softly amidst the jubilation. And there, rising from the bottom of the giant screen like a new sun, it's YOUR NAME! Your name on the film, FOREVER! You can bore your children and grandchildren with it every Christmas! And you get lifetime membership of the Criw, and of course a listing in the online credits (any title, within reason). Numbered signed certificate from Dan Freeman sent immediately, plus the £150 tier goodies, and lifetime membership of Y Criw.